October 18, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Aaron Osborne: Voice of the People

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People who speak out during assemblies usually have something to say, but Aaron Osborne’s interruptions are really just outbursts of teen angst.  “I just want food,” he admits; “I don’t care for assembly.  I just want break.”

When asked if he customarily thinks before speaking, he said, “What do you think?”  This reporter declined to make a judgement, but it is interesting to note that Aaron tends to say exactly what everyone else is thinking.  “Why are we sitting on the floor?”  “Let’s go to break already” and “SHUT UP” are often exactly what is obviously running through everyone else’s mind, which is why this reporter believes that he is the unfiltered voice of the GSA student body.

“Zak Vogel, nobody cares about pan,” he said in a final statement.

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