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Elle quickly tires of Hawaii
by / on April 12, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Elle quickly tires of Hawaii

Arriving in Athens, I realized that cities like New York were ridiculously easy to navigate.  Luxuries like straight, numbered streets, alas, do not extend to the capital of Greece. Instead, the roads are labyrinthine, and the street names are not only in a foreign language, but a foreign alphabet as […]

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by / on February 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Game of the Year – Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 3

Review by reader Devon Coleman When picking a game of the year, one must consider many aspects of games.  The top two deciding factors, the ones that can make or break a game, are graphics and gameplay. In 2011, the best game was obviously Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 […]

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by / on February 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

From Silence Dogood

February 1, 2012 Dear Procrastinator Editors, As local president of Citizens Against Rogue Glaciers (CARG) I am writing to express my deep concern that a GSA student was hit by a glacier as reported in your newspaper’s last issue. I am further concerned both for the student’s family, for your […]

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Gavin’s Get Rich Sort-of-Quick Scheme
by / on February 1, 2012 at 2:34 am

Gavin’s Get Rich Sort-of-Quick Scheme

So here’s the numbers on the all of the spare change (plus the two one dollar bills) I have collected off the floor at GSA over the first semester of the 2011-2012 school year: 409 pennies, 98 nickels, 146 dimes, 174 quarters, 2 one dollar bills.  This comes out to […]

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by / on December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm

From Perkinson

Dear Editors of the Procrastinator, I have been meaning to write you a letter for a while as I have enjoyed reading your newspaper  but I just have not gotten around to putting pen to paper…wait, hold it…now why would I type something like that?  Does not that seem odd […]

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Abe Ziner Wipes Out Inches From Finish Line at MDI Track Meet
by / on May 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Abe Ziner Wipes Out Inches From Finish Line at MDI Track Meet

Alex Turanski captures losing shots, describes his teammate as “an inspiration to us all”.

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