Articles by: Lucy Jakub
Lucy is co-founder of the Procrastinator and was Editor in Chief 2011-2013. She is currently studying at Columbia University. She is Abigail Jakub's older sister.

Casual Kaz
by / on October 6, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Casual Kaz

Mr. Kaz’s attire has been turning heads.  Students were initially disturbed to see their English teacher uncharacteristically wearing sweatpants to school, but after several weeks of t-shirts and gym shorts they are mostly used to it.  “I’m kind of in denial that summer’s over” he explained, but admitted that after […]

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Ukulele for the Win
by / on June 6, 2012 at 11:59 pm

Ukulele for the Win

After this most recent student council-sponsored Talent Show, it’s clear that the key to winning is having a ukulele.  Though it indisputably demonstrates more talent to be able to play a piano or guitar, judges will be won over by the adorable size and sound of a uke.  This year […]

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Senior Prank Only Fun for Seniors
by / on June 6, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Senior Prank Only Fun for Seniors

Picture this: the hallways are dim, and the thermostats have been kicked up to a sweltering 75ºF.  The cafeteria is empty, and the lunch tables are all jammed into the boy’s locker room showers.  The cafeteria chairs are in the vault.  Trash cans are in the gym.  A swimming pool […]

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An End to NHS
by / on June 6, 2012 at 11:58 pm

An End to NHS

That’s right, GSA’s National Honors Society is no more.  Those of you who dismissed it as a namby-pamby exclusive club, guess what?  You were right! NHS is meant to be a positive force in the community. Yet today there are so many new ways to exhibit all the traits synonymous […]

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The GSA You Never See: Top 5 Scariest Parts of Your School
by / on May 17, 2012 at 11:14 pm

The GSA You Never See: Top 5 Scariest Parts of Your School

1: The Attic The scariest, most awesome part of the school is unquestionably the attic of the Old Building.  It’s dark, splintery, and dusty.  One steep wooden staircase leads up into the rafters to the school bell.  If the ghost of George Stevens lives anywhere, it’s here.       […]

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Sorting Hat Sorrows
by / on May 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Sorting Hat Sorrows

Like being rejected by the college of your choice and settling for the “okay” school, being sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore inspires feelings of disappointment and surprise.  What did I do wrong?  Should I have chosen the castle instead of the forest path on the Pottermore personality quiz?  Does this […]

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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Memes
by / on April 13, 2012 at 1:54 am

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Memes

Jasper Adam created the GSA MEMES facebook group one day because he was bored.  He invited a few friends and posted some memes* that joked about GSA.  “I’ve always kind of wanted to poke fun and hear people’s sense of humor about the school,” explained Jasper.  “It was just gonna […]

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by / on April 13, 2012 at 1:38 am

Class Crasher Cole

Nate Cole was kicked out of Chem class on Monday for flicking pennies at Gavin, but it didn’t really matter.  He just went back to study hall. Nate has two boring fourth period study halls.  As it is rare for students to do their homework the day it is assigned, […]

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Ode to Spring
by / on April 2, 2012 at 1:58 am

Ode to Spring

There can be no doubt that spring has arrived at GSA when Mr. Kaz sets up his lawn chair out front and the senior boys are doing handstands on the grass.  Yes, once our thermostats have risen above sixty degrees, the skateboarders will come to school in shorts regardless of […]

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Students Dance for Cake During Extended Lunch
by / on March 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Students Dance for Cake During Extended Lunch

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