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by / on December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm

From Perkinson

Dear Editors of the Procrastinator, I have been meaning to write you a letter for a while as I have enjoyed reading your newspaper  but I just have not gotten around to putting pen to paper…wait, hold it…now why would I type something like that?  Does not that seem odd […]

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News Flash: The Na-Nas in Hey Jude never actually have to end.  Ever.
by / on December 7, 2011 at 6:22 pm

News Flash: The Na-Nas in Hey Jude never actually have to end. Ever.

Until Truman Forbes unplugs the sound system.   For those of you who missed last Friday’s Talent Show, or who were standing way in the back because there weren’t enough chairs and you couldn’t really tell what was going on, here is a brief description of the finale: the self-proclaimed […]

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by / on November 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Student Council Acknowledges: “Currently, everyone thinks we do nothing.”

Popular opinion is that the Student Council is all fluff; a club that looks good on your transcript.  It recently demonstrated that it does indeed have the power to change things for the student body (seen the cafeteria?  The tables are DIFFERENT) but some of you may still be dubious.  […]

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Meet Mr. Perkinson
by / on July 28, 2011 at 3:29 am

Meet Mr. Perkinson

Unless you haven’t been paying attention at all, our new headmaster’s name is Paul Perkinson and he looks somewhat like the above portrait; maybe you’ve seen him in the halls, maybe he even glared at you for texting during assembly.  He may not be punctual at the bus entrance (somebody’s forgotten to inform him that […]

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Turanski Busted for Parkour on School Roof
by / on June 4, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Turanski Busted for Parkour on School Roof

There’s a difference between the call you get when your mom has dropped off your lunch and the call you get when you have a date with the management.  Alex Turanski got the latter on Monday during biology, and everybody knew it. “Alex Turanski to the office, Alex Turanski, to […]

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Mrs. Greene
by / on June 4, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Mrs. Greene

At GSA, Mrs. Greene’s name is almost synonymous with the word art.  Her frizzy haired, paint-spotted smock, pencil-behind-the-ear appearance, and her bubbly personality are familiar to anyone who has ever stepped within a half-mile radius of the art room.  She runs deep in the DNA of the school, having worked […]

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Beth Doyen Finishes Purple Blanket
by / on June 4, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Beth Doyen Finishes Purple Blanket

The 2B French class has been watching Beth Doyen quietly crochet her purple blanket all year.  She’s been trying to complete it for three years.  She didn’t mean to make it this long.  We were astounded to find that, the very next class, she was crocheting yet another purple blanket.  […]

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Abe Ziner Wipes Out Inches From Finish Line at MDI Track Meet
by / on May 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Abe Ziner Wipes Out Inches From Finish Line at MDI Track Meet

Alex Turanski captures losing shots, describes his teammate as “an inspiration to us all”.

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