The Drewth

The Drewth on Sweaterman
by / on January 18, 2013 at 11:24 am

The Drewth on Sweaterman

I remember the Days of the Hero, or so they were called. Those were the good days. The safe days. Mothers with their babies could leave their homes without fear of being mugged or shot. Pedestrians could conduct their daily business without being run over by rogue motorists in hijacked […]

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by / on December 13, 2012 at 12:00 pm

The Drewth About Spam

Spam.  Spam spam spam.  What is it?  Where did it come from?  There are those of us who adore it, and those who despise it.  Then there are those, like me, who have never tried it and have heard various things regarding it.  It seems to me that the prevailing […]

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The Drewth on the Angel of Awkwardness
by / on October 31, 2012 at 11:17 pm

The Drewth on the Angel of Awkwardness

You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination – next stop, the Awkward Zone.  Imagine yourself standing by the side of the road – a car comes zooming over the […]

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The Drewth about Video Games
by / on October 18, 2012 at 5:14 pm

The Drewth about Video Games

I have been playing video games from roughly the age of five.  I can still recall those magical days of playing Spyro the Dragon on the original Playstation, struck with wonder as the tiny pixels danced before my eyes.  It is difficult to explain what drew me to them so – perhaps […]

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by / on October 3, 2012 at 5:06 pm

The Drewth about Driving Tests

Donald Saunders kissed his wife, walked out of his house, and set off to his place of work. “Please come back to me,” his wife urged. “I always do.” A single tear ran down her cheek as her husband sped off down the road. Mrs. Saunders (whose husband, a humble […]

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The Drewth: Procrastination
by / on July 31, 2012 at 1:38 am

The Drewth: Procrastination

We all procrastinate.  It’s a fact of life.  Whether intentionally or otherwise, at some point in your life, you will procrastinate, and there is neither shame in admitting nor logic in denying the fact.  But allow me to clarify for the sake of the reader the difference between actual procrastination and slacking.  Those […]

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The Drewth on Capybaras
by / on May 17, 2012 at 1:43 am

The Drewth on Capybaras

Deep in the grassy marshlands of Central and South America lives an ancient beast of unspeakable furry significance to the world – the capybara.  It is the largest rodent in the world.  While for some this may produce images of giant rats or other vermin, the reality is quite the […]

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The Drewth About Crispus Attucks
by / on April 13, 2012 at 1:07 am

The Drewth About Crispus Attucks

The date is March 5th, 1770.  A formidable line of British regulars stand harassed by a group of Massachusetts civilians.  Before long, the sharp sounds of musket reports resonate throughout the Boston streets, and a thick gray smoke fills the air.  When it clears, three men lay dead, killed instantly.  […]

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