Post Tagged with: "Perkinson"

Why Do Students Cheat?
by / on January 24, 2013 at 10:01 pm

Why Do Students Cheat?

William Navarre contributed reporting. The AP Statistics class took its midterm the week before Christmas Break, and last week they took it for a second time.  The administration is currently investigating a cheating incident involving a large number of AP Stat students who used cell phones to cheat on their […]

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by / on October 3, 2012 at 12:37 am

Mr. Paul Perkinson: Update from Upstairs

In the welcoming speech he gave on the first day back from summer break, Mr. Perkinson warned us about excessive blinking, assuring us that this year would fly by, and that before we’d know it, it would be summer again.  I, of course, proceeded to blink as many times as […]

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by / on February 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

From Silence Dogood

February 1, 2012 Dear Procrastinator Editors, As local president of Citizens Against Rogue Glaciers (CARG) I am writing to express my deep concern that a GSA student was hit by a glacier as reported in your newspaper’s last issue. I am further concerned both for the student’s family, for your […]

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by / on December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm

From Perkinson

Dear Editors of the Procrastinator, I have been meaning to write you a letter for a while as I have enjoyed reading your newspaper  but I just have not gotten around to putting pen to paper…wait, hold it…now why would I type something like that?  Does not that seem odd […]

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Meet Mr. Perkinson
by / on July 28, 2011 at 3:29 am

Meet Mr. Perkinson

Unless you haven’t been paying attention at all, our new headmaster’s name is Paul Perkinson and he looks somewhat like the above portrait; maybe you’ve seen him in the halls, maybe he even glared at you for texting during assembly.  He may not be punctual at the bus entrance (somebody’s forgotten to inform him that […]

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